the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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