i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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