She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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