today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My dick has a subreddit
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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