is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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