eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
