thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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