it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The power of my boobs compel you
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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