The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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