if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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