Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The air was thick with penises
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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