your room smells of hookers.
And success
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
