wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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