By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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