erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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