Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Two words: nipple clamps
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