Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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