Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My vagina is officially offended.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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