In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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