mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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