party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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