Sponge bath it is.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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