Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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