can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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