yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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