she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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