Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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