after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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