3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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