just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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