My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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