If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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