she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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