Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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