I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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