and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All the doctor said was why
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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