His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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