Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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