found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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