He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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