I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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