My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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