When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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