Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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