i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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