I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my being single is dangerous.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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