we have officially lost it.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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