I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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