false alarm. still invincible.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize