Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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