meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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