There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
