Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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