Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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