She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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