we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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