just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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