Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
